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Entries tagged as fun

Saturday, July 11. 2009

Windows fundies always knew it!

$ man timeout | grep program This program is part of SATAN.

Posted by Stephan Paukner in GNU/Linux at 13:15 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Defined tags for this entry: fun, religion, software

Tuesday, June 30. 2009

Kerze, du musst verschwinden

1983_kerze_du_musst_verschwinden.mp3

Kerze, du musst verschwinden
Kerze, du musst verschwinden
Du bist also da
Kerze, du musst verschwinden
Und der Rauch auch, mach ein Feuer
Jetzt ist Weihnachten
Du bist hier, du bist weg und du bist hier
Mach ein Feuer, uh!
MICHIII!!! Jetz wü i wos singa!
Plötzlich brennt das ganze Haus
Und das Fenster, und der Blumenstrauß
Alles, alles brennt doch auf
Alles ist doch alles schwarz
Schere, Blumenstock, Sessel, Kerze
Aschenbecher, Tisch, Decke, Boden
Alles, alles ist doch kaputt
Und das ganze Haus explodiert
Und der Blumenstrauß ist fort

Posted by Stephan Paukner in Personal at 22:51 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Defined tags for this entry: fun, german, history, music, podcast

Wednesday, June 24. 2009

Gentoo Linux FAIL, II

Posted by Stephan Paukner in GNU/Linux at 21:00 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Defined tags for this entry: fail, fun, gentoo, german

Tuesday, June 23. 2009

Discount FAIL

Negative discount (“Rabatt”) means extra charge. They don’t fool me!

Posted by Stephan Paukner in Curiosities at 21:26 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Defined tags for this entry: fail, fun, german

Wednesday, May 6. 2009

Documentation FAIL

From `man rkhunter`:

TESTS
      additional_rkts
             This  test  is for SHORT_EXPLANATION. It works as part of GROUP.
             Corresponding configuration file entries: ONE=one,  TWO=two  and
             for white-listing THREE=three,three. [...]

Posted by Stephan Paukner in GNU/Linux at 21:29 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

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Monday, April 6. 2009

Gentoo Linux FAIL

Posted by Stephan Paukner in GNU/Linux at 21:07 | Comment (1) | Trackbacks (0)

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Friday, March 13. 2009

The fact that the idea of free software is so contrary to the behavior of Microsoft is exactly reflected by how their respective representatives act in their talks. Here’s a quick video edited by myself from sources I found on YouTube:

090313_ballmer-stallman-torvalds.flv

It’s totally up to you who you trust.

Posted by Stephan Paukner in Information Technology at 22:36 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Defined tags for this entry: fun, microsoft, philosophy, software, video