Tuesday, August 25. 2009
exec zerowing
| date +%Y | IN A.D. 2009 |
| head webapp.war | .war WAS BEGINNING. |
| history | WHAT HAPPEN ? |
| bomb/SETUP.EXE | SOMEBODY SETUP.EXE US THE BOMB. |
| kill -TERM $$ | WE GET SIGTERM. |
| whatis | WHAT ! |
| screen -r | MAIN screen TURN ON. |
| who | IT’S YOU !! |
| man apt | HOW apt YOU GENTLEMEN !! |
| chown us /usr/bin/base64 | ALL YOUR BASE64 ARE BELONG TO US. |
| rm -rf / | YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION. |
| less /var/log/syslog | WHAT YOU SAY !! |
| nohup time make | YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. |
| apt-get moo | HA HA HA HA .... |
| su - | CAPTAIN !! |
| unzip *.zip | TAKE OFF EVERY ‘ZIP’!! |
| ps x | YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING. |
| mv zip .. | MOVE ‘ZIP’. |
| ulimit unlimited | FOR GREAT JUSTICE. |
Friday, August 21. 2009
Google found me
Interesting that a Google guy/gal uses an ancient Firefox on an ancient crappy OS (Win XP). Testing purposes? And interesting also that this was a targeted search.
Apropos, I tried to re-establish Yahoo! as my default interface to the web. It turned out to not deliver the results that I expected, but Google did. Another argument against Yahoo! is that they’re flirting with Microsoft; too bad that Yahoo! 0wns Flickr.
Friday, August 7. 2009
EPIC banking FAIL
Sehr geehrte OnlineBanking-Kundin, sehr geehrter OnlineBanking-Kunde,
aufgrund technischer Arbeiten und den damit verbundenen Tests kann es in der Zeit von Samstag, 8. August, ab 12:00 bis Sonntag, 9. August, spätestens 20:30 zu Einschränkungen bei folgenden Dienstleistungen kommen:
-) Barbehebungen bei den Geldausgabeautomaten im SB-Foyer
-) Barbehebungen bei Bankomaten
-) Bargeldloses Bezahlen bei Bankomatkassen[...]
Wir haben für Sie Geldauszahlungsstellen eingerichtet. [...]
Bundesländer:
[...]
NÖ-West – St. Pölten, Kremsergasse 39
NÖ-Süd – SCS, 2334 Vösendorf, SCS-Allee 175
Ja, genau! 
Also bis spätestens morgen 12 Uhr das Geld fürs Wochenende abheben!
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